Hey, I love Thin Mints as much as the next person. They've always been my favorite cookie and the possibly the biggest reason I stayed Girl Scouts for five years. But some women in Florida have taken this love to whole new level of inappropriate behavior.On Sunday the Naples Sheriff's Department was called about an incident of domestic violence between roommates Hersha Howard and Jasmin Wanke. Howard, 31, allegedly assaulted Wanke early in the morning when she believed the woman had eaten her Thin Mints. Howard reportedly bit Wanke and repeatedly hit her. Once the fight moved outside, Howard started to strike Wanke with a sign until Wanke's husband managed to tackle Howard before police arrived on the scene.
ABC-7 in Naples reported that Howard was charged with Aggravated Battery with a Deadly Weapon and has been booked. In addition to the sign, howard also chased Wanke with a pair of scissors.
No statements have been collected from either woman. They reside at 050 Ambrosia Lane, Apt. #3606. A phone number was not obtained for Howard.
Was she justified? Are Thin Mints such a valuable commodity that they should be guarded at all costs, without concern for personal safety or criminal record?
That depends, have you ever had a deep-fried Thin Mint? Like having an affair in your mouth. You know its immoral and shameful, but its just so satisfying and intriguing that you can't stop!
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